GAYLORD God

The immaculate conception of Jesus 

Is proof that:– 

Had the LORD God not been evil

(and most likely gay, at that)–

He would have made a woman,

Not a man,

At the first; 

Even if He only “made” them as a story

To cover His theft in taking the man He purportedly made,

And making him a naked slave in a garden,

Instead of givng him the world He purportedly made for him,

As God gave all to the sons of God 

Before the LORD God "made" one to take.