Share your Jesus with me? Keep your Jesus in your pants where he belongs, or my Jesus will chop him off and shove him down your throat. We'll call it auto - erotic- asphyxiation.
The immaculate conception of Jesus Is proof that:– Had the LORD God not been evil (and most likely gay, at that)– He would have made a woman, Not a man, At the first; Even if He only “made” them as a story To cover His theft in taking the man He purportedly made, And making him a naked slave in a garden, Instead of givng him the world He purportedly made for him, As God gave all to the sons of God Before the LORD God "made" one to take.
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